Stand in line, straight and tall. We don’t have room for slackers and fallers in this army. Only the strong and proud will become part of fancy cabinetry and the rebels will find their way to the clearance aisle at Home Depot. It aint much to write home about but if you cross your twigs, you may get lucky. Some broke-ass art student may bargain for your awkward grain and carve a massive totem pole out of you. But if that’s the case, and you end up standing high with your eagle head, tiger body, dinosaur legs and midget feet (yeah, it’s one kick ass totem pole) don’t forget what got you there. You were chillin’ and leanin’ like a gangster from way back in the tree farm. Don’t forget your roots. Lean like the Pisa!