keeping the fridge shut
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March 24, 2008
1:16 am

Found: Danielle’s kitchen.

Found: Jenny’s new apartment (third window frame from the left, in the kitchen).

Buddie, my dog, likes to play practical jokes on me. Before I left the house this morning, he thought it’d be funny to hide his slobbery chew toy inside of my laptop bag. I didn’t find out about it until now. The little bastard got me good.

Found: basement bathroom of the Idaho Building on the corner of 8th and Bannock.

This is what you do with junk mail: You take promotional offers from one company and you stick it in the business reply mail envelope of another. You do this until you get a huge stack and then you mail them out.